This Friday Flick goes out to the man who rode next to me on the L-train yesterday.
Dear Sir…Thank you so much for smelling good. It was kind of you to be properly prepared for that moment when we were all smashed together and your armpit was approximately six inches from my face. Thanks to what I can only assume is a boy scout like mentality and your readiness for any situation, I got to smell something nice and manly instead of stink. More people should be like you.
P.S. Dear Isaiah Mustafa…Anytime you want to stand incredibly close to me on the L-train, I would be ok with that.